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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Epictetus

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If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the...
Samuel Ullman

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Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
William S. Gilbert

Quote #13313

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers...
Adolf Hitler

Quote #7430

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What luck for rulers that men do not think.
Mark Russell

Quote #5776

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
Anon.

Quote #3307

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Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
George Ade

Quote #19422

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #3809

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21572

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As a scientist, I am not sure anymore that life can be reduced to...
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