Quote #15232
I’d better get off the phone now, I’ve already told you more than I...
Quote #15952
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #17394
Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never...
Quote #11450
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #20829
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #7955
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #18392
The hardest part of any journey is taking that first step.
Quote #17339
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.