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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Horace

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He’s happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old,...
Sir Arthur Eddington

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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
William Shakespeare

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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
Blaise Pascal

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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from...
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Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
Thales

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The past is certain, the future obscure.
Mark Twain

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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