Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #16116
I haven’t, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services...
Quote #5223
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #12439
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and music.
Quote #11235
For life is the mirror of king and slave, ‘Tis just what we are...
Quote #12368
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #9564
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
Quote #745
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to...
Quote #16299
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.