Quote #10998
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #2483
Invite the man that loves thee to a feast, but let alone thine enemy.
Quote #11964
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #2711
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...
Quote #13813
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #12058
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #11751
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the...
Quote #15772
The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...
Quote #4840
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood...
Quote #2663
Charity sees the need not the cause.