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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...
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He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
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In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in...
James Thurber

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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Men’s actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted,...
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I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
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If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
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If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...
Carl Sagan

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They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
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