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Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
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When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or...
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly...
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Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
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The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and...
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...