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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13871

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
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We trained very hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to...
Larry Eisenberg

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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Samuel Goldwyn

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Anna Quindlen

Quote #21207

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being...
Baltasar Gracian

Quote #4886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for...
Martin Niemller

Quote #8912

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First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Benjamin McLane Spock

Quote #17677

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What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Danish proverb

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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries ,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13641

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
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