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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13867

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Anon.

Quote #3291

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
Maya Angelou

Quote #8941

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.
George Gordon Byron

Quote #2154

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly...
William Ralph Inge

Quote #14412

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Henry Van Dyke

Quote #4931

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A friend is what the heart needs all the time.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5372

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and...
Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

Quote #11733

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Leona Helmsly

Quote #14108

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only the little people pay taxes.
Romanian Proverb

Quote #16733

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
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