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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
B. A. Billingsly

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My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you...
Ethel Barrymore

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For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
William Frank Buckley, Jr.

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Agatha Christie

Quote #11897

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Akhenaton

Quote #9932

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
T. S. Eliot

Quote #8704

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Jawaharlal Nehru

Quote #15984

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The forces in a capitalist society, if left unchecked, tend to make the rich...
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21021

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Practice yourself what you preach.
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