Quote #5259
This fellow’s wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves...
Quote #16860
A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #16992
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
Quote #916
Wisdom begins in wonder.
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #3484
No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born...
Quote #18031
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #13662
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #9719
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #21587
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.