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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion.
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These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO...
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No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
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Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.