Quote #17151
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #7771
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #18004
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.
Quote #4682
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #4219
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
Quote #2832
Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like...
Quote #3359
My mother groan’d, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked,...
Quote #10427
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until...
Quote #10144
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
Quote #8050
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence … too sacred to be touched....