Quote #7135
Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
Quote #10736
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #5152
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #7508
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #8919
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #15710
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
Quote #8378
Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
Quote #8319
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should...