Quote #12227
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #6718
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Quote #17030
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #3649
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it...
Quote #18772
Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
Quote #17930
Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
Quote #15936
He who does not attempt to make peace When small discords arise, Is like...
Quote #21452
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Quote #20659
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit – and to...