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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
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Once there was The People – Terror gave it birth Once there was The...
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Partake of some of life’s sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.
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Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
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The mind is a strange machine which can combine the materials offered to it...
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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior