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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
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The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...
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Life is too long not to be happy.
Glen Beaman

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Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...
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We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
Malcolm Forbes

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If you don’t know what to do with many of the papers piled on...
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