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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
B. J. Gupta

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5663

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted...
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote #2108

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Jules Renard

Quote #1328

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12057

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Niels Bohr

Quote #19707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5412

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Porterfield

Quote #3941

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
Larry Eisenberg

Quote #12810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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