Quote #17890
The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
Quote #2473
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #13662
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
Quote #9660
The pot calls the kettle black.
Quote #15289
In my experience, there is no such thing as ‘luck.’
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #5645
Washington D.C. is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
Quote #8715
RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer...
Quote #2065
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Quote #5809
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.