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When a thing is said to be not worth refuting you may be sure...
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
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Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
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Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.