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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
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I know all except myself.
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I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in...
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It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
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I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #7841
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...