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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
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I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Quote #21183
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
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A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it...