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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13715

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18499

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...
Mark Twain

Quote #1643

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
Cato the Elder

Quote #19968

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why...
Charles M. Schulz

Quote #21585

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Carl Gustav Jung

Quote #14621

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Hosea Ballou

Quote #19763

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #624

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We do not quite forgive a giver. The hand that feeds us is in...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7983

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #460

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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