Quote #14592
I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts...
Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #12578
Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.
Quote #1458
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #12696
Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Quote #12176
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #10328
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #9063
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...