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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly...
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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
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A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he...
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like...
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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Carter Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any...
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It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for...