Quote #13729
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
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My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #13840
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
Quote #12756
In youth we learn in age we understand.
Quote #20783
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up...
Quote #20430
You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
Quote #11035
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #18467
An act against my will is not my act.
Quote #21233
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.