Quote #13676
After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I’m going to try to get back...
Quote #796
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
Quote #11000
The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
Quote #18855
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #10811
Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called,...
Quote #1161
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
Quote #17549
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #17837
In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities. In the expert’s mind there are...
Quote #7363
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...