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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Voltaire

Quote #6775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.
Henry Boye

Quote #11159

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The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
Rudyard Kipling

Quote #1470

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If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn...
Woody Allen

Quote #2264

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
J & A Foundation

Quote #14446

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Dan Kelly

Quote #14709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The effects of kindness are not always seen immediately, Sometimes it takes years until...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5635

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters. One represents...
Cicero

Quote #19854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our thoughts are free.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Quote #9202

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what...
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