Quote #7253
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
Quote #9533
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #21044
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Quote #14314
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #6323
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #13711
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #20514
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #12794
He who can suppress a moment’s anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Quote #2281
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Quote #19927
Safeguard the health both of body and soul.