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A man doesn’t automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the...
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Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the...
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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If I am not for myself, who is for me But if I am...
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
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