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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your...
Quote #18432
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #2279
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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We are meant to be addicted to God, but we develop secondary addictions that...
Quote #20545
Deep is a wounded heart, and strong A voice that cries against a mighty...