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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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One of the most effectual ways of pleasing and of making one’s self loved...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #9561
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
Quote #11705
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #11038
Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
Quote #20196
Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you...
Quote #11014
History is philosophy teaching by examples.
Quote #20350
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...