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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Demosthenes

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Beware lest in your anxiety to avoid war you obtain a master.
Jennifer Jones

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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a...
H.L. Mencken

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We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the...
Virginia

Quote #19221

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The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...
Walt Disney

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Our heritage and ideals, our code and standards — the things we live by...
Susan Jeffers

Quote #14497

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We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.
Saint Augustine

Quote #10301

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We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices...
Eubie

Quote #10931

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Never trust anyone who wants what you’ve got. Friend or no, envy is an...
John Benfield

Quote #19617

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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