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Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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A preacher must be both soldier and shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach...
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Bruce Wayne Y’see, my life is really com-PLEX.
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
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Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils but present evils triumph over...
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Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you...
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If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really...