Quote #2151
Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
Quote #13820
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #13683
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #2751
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your...
Quote #17942
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #11116
Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects...
Quote #15841
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.