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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
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The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if...
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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We cannot escape fear. We can only transform it into a companion that accompanies...
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We can often tell by a man’s walk whose son he is, and we...
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Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
Quote #21280
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.
Quote #1798
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.