Quote #2961
Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education....
Quote #755
It is true that wealth won’t make a man virtuous, but I notice there...
Quote #553
Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions the surest poison is...
Quote #14051
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
Quote #3901
Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy...
Quote #16797
Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Quote #13880
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Quote #6090
CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where...
Quote #6741
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...