Quote #2922
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #474
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #20505
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #5983
Instead of comparing our lot with that of those who are more fortunate than...
Quote #9077
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #9019
Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #14394
Castles in the air – they are so easy to take refuge in. And...
Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #21419
I like life. It’s something to do.