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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13632

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
D. H. Lawrence

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I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of...
George Eliot

Quote #1008

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Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than...
Theodore Roethke

Quote #17004

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible.
Japanese Proverb

Quote #8036

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his...
John Gillespie Magee

Quote #15381

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
Yiddish Proverb

Quote #2134

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.
Jean de la Bruyere

Quote #14973

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
Edward Albee

Quote #9955

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Thomas Hardy

Quote #13973

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
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