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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Miguel de Cervantes

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Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Baslo

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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise seek what they...
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

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If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
Duke Ellington

Quote #12830

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
Woody Allen

Quote #2258

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it...
Edward R. Murrow

Quote #4463

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After last night’s debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
Horace

Quote #8372

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Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
Roger Bannister

Quote #10481

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for each...
Alfred North Whitehead

Quote #18931

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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