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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
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Stranger in a strange country.
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‘But it is always interesting when one doesn’t see,’ she added. ‘If you don’t...
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Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
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The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
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Of all the worldly passions, lust is the most intense. All other worldly passions...
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Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...