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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
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The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to...
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What great delight it is to see the ones we love and then to...
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Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS…
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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The more opinions you have, the less you see.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.