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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Dr.

Quote #11472

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #556

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
Sir Thomas Bowell Buxton

Quote #11511

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The longer I live, the more I am certain that the great difference between...
Mark Twain

Quote #1642

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Charles Lamb

Quote #15004

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates but they are...
Frank Moore Colby

Quote #5753

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Persecution was at least a sign of personal interest. Tolerance is composed of nine...
George Gordon Byron

Quote #2142

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,And breathed in the...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5180

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no...
Will Rogers

Quote #3451

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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