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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13775

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Charlie McCarthy

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Pietro Aretino

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A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing...
Queen Elizabeth I

Quote #21175

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All my possessions for a moment of time.
Dinah Mulock Craik

Quote #12191

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There never was night that had no morn.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Quote #352

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One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Claudianus

Quote #19810

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Pride sullies the noblest character.
Albert Einstein

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In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,...
Theodore Parker

Quote #16256

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Democracy means not ‘I am as good as you are’ but ‘You are as...
Mark Twain

Quote #1661

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
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