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I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
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Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you...
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If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch.
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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #10882
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.