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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
English Proverb

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Every path has its puddle.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16722

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Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
Albert Einstein

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As long as Nazi violence was unleashed only, or mainly, against the Jews, the...
Harry Shearer

Quote #21384

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
I Ching

Quote #11852

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The Creative knows the great beginnings. The Receptive completes the finished things.
George Horace Lorimer

Quote #15257

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It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but...
T. S. Eliot

Quote #8702

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We do not quite say that the new is more valuable because it fits...
Robert Bridges

Quote #11226

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9669

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
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