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Ill feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when youve gone over...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...
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Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put...
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The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
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Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #14365
There is something about poverty that smells like death.