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The real test of friendship is Can you literally do nothing with the other...
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
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Two things a man should never be angry at what he can help, and...
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A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however...
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
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Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it...
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There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.