Quote #16345
Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be...
Quote #10735
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #8157
The course of true anything does not run smooth.
Quote #4444
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of...
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #18757
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #66
For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
Quote #1417
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #204
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #13731
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...