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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation...
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I am not young enough to know everything.
Romanian Proverb

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When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
Cicero

Quote #19831

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It is a great thing to know our vices.
Carl Sagan

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They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed...
Seneca

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One hand washes the other.
Robert W. Sarnoff

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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
H. R. Schaffer

Quote #21387

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There isnothing to suggest that mothering cannot be shared by several people.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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